Mastercard of Master's Card?

an ounce of weed: $40-50

a thirty pack of beer: $12-15

a prostitute: $300

all three combined in one night: $900

being able live and tell the story: priceless.

for everything else there's mastercard.

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getting high with your ounce: a screwed up brain.

getting drunk with your thirty pack: a screwed up brain.

having sex with your prostitute: some type of STD.

being able to say no: priceless.

for everything else there's the Master's Card.

Which one would you rather have?